Pneumatic… bazookas?
Don’t even ask. Oh god don’t ask.
I found myself at pamelaanderson.com a moment ago. There are so so so many hilarious things at this site - from the illustrations to the content - that it’s actually worth a visit. Go, take a minute and visit the site. Go.
One of the funniest things about the site is the first line of her “Bio” page that reads: “Pneumatic blonde Pamela Anderson is an American icon, born and raised in a small town in Canada…”
Pneumatic? What? She is filled with “or pertaining to air, gases, or wind” (Dictionary.com)?? (At least now the ‘mystery’ of those enormous bazookas has been solved!)
This is the definitive case study of “When you create a website, you really should hire a writer. A real writer. Not a pneumatic writer.”
UPDATE: While I don’t take any of this back, or agree with the usage, according to the Urban Dictionary, “in the novel “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley, the word ‘pneumatic’ was used to describe the sensation of sex with the main female character Lenina. In this context it means well rounded, or bouncy, in reference to her breasts and her body.”
Bouncy. Not really a surprise, I guess. But I feel like I am learning (or plagued to visualize) more about Ms. Anderson’s horizontal life than I bargained for when I made my innocent trip to her site. But then again, I guess that’s the goal, the visualizations, of most of her website visitors…… I am so not her target audience.